It's all important week 13 and if you need a win to make the playoffs or you need a win to spoil someone else's playoff dreams, you've come to the right place.
Set ‘Em: Quarterbacks
Philly Rivers - Chargers: This guy is on fire and up next are the winless Browns on a road trip. Grab your hotdog sticks, it’s going to be a weenie roast. Set ‘em!
Tygod Taylor - Bills: He runs, he passes, he’s at home and the Pats are coming to town. Cha-ching!
Forget ‘Em: Quarterbacks
Alex Smith - Chiefs: The shrinking violet has stunk for months now and has to travel to the Big Apple and face the scrappy Jets. Uh uh. Forget ‘em!
Matty Ice - Falcons: He hasn’t exactly been setting the world on fire this year and a showdown with the rough and tough Vikings defense ain’t the way to stoke the flames.
Set ‘Em: Running Backs
Jamaal Williams - Packers: Currently the only show in town with Ty and Aaron injured, Jamaal has been getting tons of usage and the Buccaneers are a tasty matchup. Set ‘em!
Christy McCaffrey - Panthers: He’s coming off a good game and will be needed to move the ball in what could be a high scoring affair in the Superdome. Giddy up!
Forget ‘Em: Running Backs
DeMarco Murray - Titans: It’s pretty simple, he stinks and he’s splitting time with Henry. Forget ‘em!
Tevin Coleman - Falcons: Freeman is over his headache and the Vikings are a migraine to most running backs.
Set ‘Em: Wide Receivers
Teddy Gin, Jr. - Saints: REVENGE game against the Panthers at home in New Orleans. In the previous matchup Teddy had some big plays and that should continue this week.
Davante Adams - Packers: He has blackmail material on Hundley and is reaping the target rewards. Brett only has eyes for Davante and you should set ‘em!
Forget ‘Em: Wide Receivers
T.Y. Hilton - Colts: Jalen Ramsey and his band of thieving Jaguars say, forget T.Y..
Sammy Watkins - Rams: Sammy has a date with Patty Peterson and you should give them privacy on their island vacation.
Set ‘Em: Tight Ends
Jared Cook - Raiders: His top two WR teammates are not playing and the Giants “defense” is travelling to the Black Hole. Yup. Set ‘em.
Vern Davis - Redskins: Jordan Reed is taking his usual medical sabbatical and Vern should bounce back big time against the stumbling Cowboys.
Forget ‘Em: Tight Ends
Ricky Seals-Jones - Cardinals: Nothing against Ricky, I think he’s a promising young prospect, but I’m not trusting him yet in important week 13. No thanks.
Julius Thomas - Dolphins: Sure it’s a REVENGE game and the Broncos are terrible defending tight ends. Unfortunately for Julie, the Dolphins are terrible at everything. Forget ‘em!
Set ‘Em: Defenses
Tennessee Titans: Tom Savage and the Texans come to Music City. Saddle up those Titans!
Denver Broncos: Miami Dolphins and Smoking Jay Cutler spells defensive points.
Forget ‘Em: Defenses
Seattle Seahawks: The Legion of Boom has been disbanded and the Eagles are lighting up everyone. Forget ‘em.
Carolina Panthers: On the road on the fast track of the New Orleans Superdome against the potent Saints? Nope. Not this week.
Kickers DO NOT MATTER